Food Porn: taking mouthwatering pictures of delicious foods and proliferating them throughout various social media websites as status updates, thus tempting all those not even currently hungry into getting a food hard-on and getting food-horny and blowing all of their heroic dieting efforts to hell.
There are three things the BBB Team truly loves: sex, booze and food. Not necessarily in that order. We have spent countless hours traveling all over Arlington and DC scouring menus and stuffing our faces, all for the sake of research. Here are our top five things you should eat this week:
Steak Tacos at Cantina Marina.
Ask for extra avocado and a Corona-rita.
Share with a friend. They’re impossible to eat on your own.
BLT at Bayou Bakery.
It’s worth crossing the river for. Pair with one of their Louisiana bottled beers.
Pig Tacos at Green Pig Bistro.
This was my first experience with pig’s ear and it was delicious.
Ice Cream Sandwich at Green Pig Bistro.
A warm doughnut, peanut butter ice cream and rich chocolate. It’s sex on a plate.
PS: Don’t forget to hit the gym. A lot.
- The BBB Team