10 Things Men Want Women to Know.
1. What do women wear that you don’t understand or turns you off?
The number one answer to this question without a doubt: capris. Men hate capris. The runner up answers: gladiator sandals (“Unless you’re dressed like an actual Roman, participating in role playing in my apartment, they’re not hot.”) empire-waisted anything (“Looks like something pregnant women would wear.”) jeggings, t-shirt dresses, animal print anything (“I don’t want to feel like I’m on a goddamned safari when I take you out or bring you home.”)
2. What would you most prefer a girl wear on a first date?
Without a doubt: jeans and a t-shirt. A close second: sundress. They want you to be comfortable and show some skin. Dressing too slutty is as big of a turn-off as dressing like a nun.
3. What is the #1 biggest mistake women make on a first date?
Not offering to pay is a major mistake. Note: none of them actually want you to pay, but they want you to offer. The best response: “It’s a first date, of course I’m paying, but at least pretend. Don’t sit there all self-entitled.” Another guy confirmed with, “If you’re just using me for a free meal, I’d almost rather give you 30 bucks and not waste each others time.”
4. What are the top 3 reasons you won’t ask a girl out on a second date?
The myriad of replies are as follows: she got too drunk, she talked about her ex-boyfriend, she was uptight or stuck-up, she had an annoying voice or laugh, she was a bad kisser, she ordered a salad, she ordered the most expensive things on the menu, she was a moron, she only talked about herself, I wasn’t attracted to her, she didn’t look like what I thought she’d look like, she had bad breath… Basically, if he isn’t asking you out again, just move on and don’t try to figure it out.
5. What is the biggest mistake women make in bed?
My personal favorite response: “Not communicating. Guys want to rock your fucking socks off, but it’s like driving a car without knowing what gear you’re in. You just end up jerking around at the end of the day.” Other mistakes: talking too much, not putting forth any effort, not giving blow jobs.
6. What is the most annoying habit women have when they’re in a relationship?
BREAKING NEWS: Not giving blow jobs. “As the relationship increases in seriousness, the number of blow jobs decreases at that same rate. Oral is awesome (giving and receiving), let’s not forget that.” Yes, it’s that simple. Okay, being too clingy or too jealous always annoys them, but really it all goes back to not enough blow jobs.
7. Is it true that you won’t want to seriously date a girl if she sleeps with you on the first date or first night you meet?
90% of responses: no. “I’m much more likely to be attracted to someone who isn’t afraid of intimacy. There is a big difference between being a slut, and embracing intimacy early. Be the latter, not the former and I’m hooked.”
8. Do you think there is a “right” time to have sex with someone new?
Every response was pretty similar, the third date rule is a decent guideline, but it really doesn’t matter. One guy replied: “The right time to have sex is when you both want to. No judgments about how long you wait. If you feel the need to rip each others clothes off then go for it.”
9. Would you date a girl that dated one of your good friends?
NO NO NO. Okay, yes, they’d have sex with a girl that one of their friends hooked up with, feel guilty and probably never mention it to him. But date her? Absolutely not. “There’s what…300 million people in the USA? A little over half of those being females. That’s in the ballpark of 150 million girls before looking at age qualifiers. Split evenly that’s about 15 million ladies in any ten year age block. That leaves somewhere close 15 million age appropriate females for me to meet, just in the States. If I can’t meet a girl that my buddies haven’t dated, them I’m lame and my game sucks.”
10. Where do you most often meet women?
Everywhere and anywhere. One guy started a fling by asking his neighbor if he could borrow her vacuum. From bars to dating websites to book stores, men are constantly finding new places to pick up women. It’s all about being in the right place, at the right time and not wearing capris.
I hope that you all use this power for good. Email this to your friends. Retweet it on Twitter. Post in on Facebook. The world needs to know this incredibly valuable information: all you have to do to have a successful dating life is throw away your gladiator sandals, invest in sundresses, offer to pay on dates and make yourself available. It’s just dating and it’s technically a recreational activity, so stop over thinking everything and have fun.
- Suzie Robb
@suzierobb