It’s Monday. You are probably hungover and depressed about the Skins loss. Don’t worry. We are here to help.
1. You can buy a mummified cat slam dunking a mummified hummingbird. He’s the Michael Jordan of mummified cats.
3. You can witness Amanda Bynes’ tragic fall from grace.
4. And you can watch Lindsay Lohan freak out that someone else is getting in more legal trouble (and media attention) than she is.
7. You can see one of the best practical jokes of all time. (Also, men, don’t ever propose on a pizza box.)
8. You can ask out one of DC’s most eligible bachelorettes.
9. You can rent a grandma. It’s like match.com…but for grandmas…that clean your apartment and bake you cookies.
10. You can get a song stuck in your head that isn’t Call Me Maybe.
Now go back to work before your boss catches you humming Hot Cheetos and Takis while perusing profiles of potential grandmas.
- Suzie Robb